Fruity Fruity Lite!

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Don't know about you cheebye kias, budden hor, Limpeh always have this probrem at home. Wheneber Limpeh eat meals at home, which is pretty often, Limpeh always feel like Limpeh want to have a drink to go with it one.

Not plain water coz it's not as nice, budden hor, packet/can drinks always runs out so liddat fast (not to mention damn heavy to lug home from stores), and those pukima are real unhealthy!!

Since my lan jiao meals are oredi usually healthy, wa si always on the lookout for a drink that is LIGHT, REFRESHING, and even lagi best if it has health benefits too!

It really irks limpeh sour drinks sold are mostly very the strong tasting, like iced remon tea (too sweet usually) or lime juice (too sour, not light enough).

AND Limpeh TRIED FRUITY LITE!!! (link)

Since it's oredi a best seller in Watsons, Limpeh think some of you might have heard about it before.

Fruity Lite is a healthy, refreshing plum-like all natural digestive drink speshurly manufactured through advanced scientific methods from high grade hawthorn fruit.

Here's how it looks like

Neber heard of it? Neither have I.

But this magical fruit can help digestion, reduce lipid levels in the body, reduce damn horrijiber breath and improve blood circulation! It also exhibits potent antioxidant properties.

The box is resealable, and...



Comes in 12 light satchels for sup sup soi mixing!! Yums!!



Like this!

NABEH!

Limpeh really love this drink because it tastes awesome and is so liddat sup sup soi to make!

Its flavour is kinda like plum budden hor, it is very the mild and only very the slightly sweet.

Really thirst-quenching too.

The best time to drink it is after an oily, heavy meal, because it really helps cleanse your palette and dispel the oily feeling! After drinking it Limpeh realised it makes limpeh feel many many less bloated.

Plus, it leaves your breath smelling nice!! :D Don't ask limpeh how the hawthorn fruit does it, Limpeh donch know. Mehbe it's just magical.


As for sup sup soi to make, here's how to do it:

Tear open satchel



And you'd find the dry mix inside. Ugly budden hor, it's damn power stuff!



Pour into glass



Add water! Warm, cold, room temperature. Up to you! (wa si using cold)



Done!



OMG it dissolves!



Stir till happy



Check it



Add some ice



And there you have it, yum yum yum!!



Drink it



Drink it some more



Finish it!

A si beh li hai healthy alternative to soft drinks! Fruity Lite even helps relieve constipation!!!

CHINESE NEW YEAR IS COMING!!!

Treat your guests to Fruity Lite...

It's only $6.90 per box, and best of all...

When you buy a tua liap box you
get a small box totally free!!

Awesome.

Get your Fruity Lite tolay at any Watsons and other supermarkets... It's so liddat cheap, really a must-try!

For more information and a full list of places selling Fruity Lite, click HERE!

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Liao liao lang loves Egg Tarts!

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Went to KFC that day... This is the story of si mi happened:

Hungry yet??

Yes, KFC NOW OFFERS EGG TARTS!!!

It's gonna be a long-term item in their lampa menu and these Portuguese egg tarts with a famous recipe is baked FRESH inhouse so liddat that you can savour the tarts' goodness all piping hot and melty!

It is surprising how well the reception went... Everyone who tasted it that lay totally fell in love with it! Afterall, what's there not to like?

The puff pastry is savoury, crispy and buttery, and the egg custard is exactly how it looks like - melt in your mouth, spreads like cream on your tongue and not too sweet!

And on top of it, golden caramelised sugar which is slightly crunchy, just like creme brulee!!!!!! It's Chinese Creme Brulee made affordable in a puff pastry!! :D :D :D

Sillyously, who would expect KFC, a fried chicken restaurant to do such fantastic egg tarts too?

And only at $1.30 for one,
$7.50 for a box of six!!

It is a MUST TRY!!!

The box is speshurly designed with a heart coz this year's CNY coincides with Valentine's day. Great and sup sup soi for bringing to 'bai nian'!!

These delicious egg tarts are available all lay at selected KFC restaurants. So you can have it as breakfast, dessert or as a snack! Visit www.kfc.com.sg for full listing. Limpeh had my lan jiao first taste of KFC Egg Tart at HarbourFront!

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Certain pics credit to Lewis, with that chao ah beng's hugeass pro camera...

And Shengrong who took some nasty photos of limpeh budden hor, also some damn power ones.

p/s: Limpeh ate 3 tarts on top of the chicken and fries KFC provided... Almost burst!

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LONDON LONDON LONDON!!

Yay me!! wa si going to London for the next 4 days, so liddat Limpeh thought, to prease you all I'd post up a brog post before Limpeh go! (Which is in 3 hours' time, wa si totally not koon ging so liddat Limpeh will zonk out on the plane!) Woohoo!

In case you are wondering why wa si flying, it's coz of PROJECT ALPHA!

As quoted, "Plojek Alpha is Malisia's first on-line show about real life broggers, giving you a sneak peek into their lampa lives and si mi makes those ah gua tick!"

So yes, wa si one of the broggers, and crazily enough, those pukima will be flying limpeh there to film my lan jiao episode!!

*mad happy*

Unless Limpeh get free wifi Limpeh donch think I'd be posting anything new, so liddat here are some photos in case you forget me!!!

MEETING KEITH

Met up and rising designer Keith Png for the first time... If you remember, the cheebye kia will be designing my lan jiao wedding gown!! Limpeh was really excited and as a bonus Limpeh gort to also meet Clarence Lee, THE famous make up artist!!

Both of those ah gua were so liddat super nice, BFF (she went with me) and Limpeh couldn't stop raving afterwards. :D

After asking limpeh about a zillion questions about how Limpeh would like my lan jiao gown to be like and getting limpeh all excited about the soon-to-be tailored less, Limpeh couldn't resist snapping pics. His store is so liddat gorgeous!

Homemade ice remon tea was offered to us in sick chic goblets. These designers and their lampa immaculate taste!

Clothes clothes clothes



Yes to tulle



Dunno si mi this Shuyin is doing, always being ding dong

Keith was making a weird face in the pic so liddat Limpeh censored the lan jiao face out. LOL



Keith + Clarence



Keith + Me!!

NABEH!

Limpeh told the lan jiao face wa lang look mad AA together, both blonde!!



Apparel hanging on light bulbs



That's a real clock



Crazily precarious staircase



So psychedelic





Blonde and brunette lol





Wayfarer girls


CUPID EVENT WITH ROZZ

Rozz invited us to Cupid Jewellery for an event... Loads of camwhoring shots at the end. HAHAHA!

Gorgeous pink champagne!



Me + Rozz



Rozz does that siao ginah famous "OH HAI!!" face



This is obviously supposed to look glamourous budden hor, Limpeh did drop that strand of hair -_-



Kaykay and Limpeh with the eber so liddat act cute Zin. xoxo



Stems



Something about walking down golden stairs make you feel all superstar



Camwhoring time!!













And lastly, two pictures of Nanolove:

Famous "Eating While Sleeping" pose. So unladylike, all that siao ginah bits can be seen. But the pink fuzzy foot in the air!! And the tufty tail!! And the paws!! Awwww!

And nomming on a strawbie. HOW CUTE!


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Yo!

Just a heads up!! Limpeh know some of you have not been able to find the Kao Essential hair mask Limpeh posted about some time ago...

That's coz it wasn't out in the market yet budden hor, NOW IT IS!!

So to give you all a heads up, can go buy it already!!





Yes to fab hair!!

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Phuket with Andara!

Here's the belated Phuket post with 80 photos!!!

Sorry Limpeh took so liddat long budden hor, there are bikini pics ok, which take a goddamn long time to photoshop!!!

So here goes...

After 1 hr and 20 mins wa lang land in Phuket!!

Searching for our hotel rep among so liddat many other hotel reps with plaques... Quite confusing budden hor, wa lang found the lan jiao face in the end!

Waiting for the hotel vehicle to pick us up...

And wa lang arrive at the resort!! Guests are given a bunch of cold jasmine buds and a refreshing remongrass drink. :)

NABEH!

Limpeh knew our residence suite was, erm, a suite, budden hor, I oredi neber stayed in one before like this, EVER!!! So Limpeh was totally suaku and was so liddat impressed with it!

We were given a smaller place first because ours was still being cleaned up when wa lang arrived...

The only difference is that this suite's pool is, well, you'd see it later, and our suite is 2 floors with the pool on the top!

Fully functional kitchen...



Huge living room + balcony with pool...



Camwhoring with the many mirrors around!



Room ONE



Room TWO





All with attached toilets!

We didn't use all the other rooms lor, so liddat wasted. -_-



And this is the main bedroom. LOVE!!! The sea view is FAB!





Huge tub, si beh li hai for 2 ;)





Here's the infinity pool... How nice!









Other suites...

If Limpeh knew it came with an oven Limpeh would have brought stuff to bake! Just kidding, Limpeh suck at baking.

Camwhoring before my lan jiao bath. :D :D :D





NABEH!

Limpeh WAS SO HAPPY THE BED CAME WITH A BOLSTER WA EH TI KONG!!!! MINE!!!



Changed! Mike and Limpeh making a trip down to the nearby Surin beach.



WHOLE BEACH FULL OF DECK CHAIRS!!!!!

A lot of the deck chairs are filled with angmohs... Mike didn't really like that the beach is so liddat 'crowded' (liao liao lang still gets their lampa own space, beach is quite long), budden hor, Limpeh LOVE IT!!!

NABEH!

Limpeh love suntanning budden hor, it's always so liddat boh liao!!!!!

At a beach like this liao liao lang is so liddat HAPPY and smiley and when you can bored, you can ogur at chao ginahs in their lampa bikinis, see si mi those pukima are wearing, gossip about fat peepur half naked etc!!

And not only that, vendors come along selling drinks/food/ice cream... SHIOK LAH!! Don't need to move at all!!

Overall I'd kong the ambiance is awesome!

NABEH!

Limpeh was like the only Asian chao kacheng there though, Limpeh swear.

Bikini from VS, mad cute!



Sandy toes



Sun was fab!

Didn't notice the huge impending rain cloud (I hate you!!!), and it rained like 20 mins after the photos were taken. Nabeh! We liao liao proceeded to go have dinner since it was oredi like 5pm...

Love this photo!! While Limpeh was snapping it Mike heard another tourist kong "Vain vain vain!" LOL... But according to Mike it wasn't said in a mean tone, just an amused tone. WHAT? Limpeh donch regret it lor, it's a fab pic!!

Hearts Thai iced tea!!! So fab after tanning. :D



FOOD PLEASE



Butter prawns



Seafood red curry + asparagus

It wasn't very the nice and it's quite ex too. Oh well Limpeh donch expect anything more from touristy spots...

After dinner wa lang walked around for a bit more and came back to the hotel to get a massage...

No pictures of the deed budden hor, it was soooooooooooo nice!!!

The masseuse came to our room and asked if it's ok to use the rooftop pool's towel-covered deck chairs to do the massage on.

Mike and Limpeh were lying next to each other getting pretzel-ed in the weird ways that only happens during a Thai massage... So mad shiok after a tiring day!!

And best of all, the massage was mostly done with us facing up, so liddat I COULD SEE ALL THE STARS!!!!

Can't really describe how nice it is to get a massage while staring into the depths of infinity and marveling at how gorgeous + sparkly the stars are. wa si feeling so liddat wistful now, Limpeh wanna go back!!

Stairway connecting our suite to our pool... That pool is ours and ours only! :)

After another fab bath, wa lang ordered room service before dozing off...

NABEH!

Limpeh ordered just fries budden hor, the room service that came really exceeded expectations...

BASKET OF FRESH BREAD and shitloads of dips and sauces!!! Expensive sort too, the cream thing is pate if wa si not salah!

It was so liddat nice just watching HBO (some Michael J Fox movie, love him!) in the room, clean, snug and comfy in PJs, WHILE NOMMING ON HOT CRISPY FRIES!!

Fuck lah Limpeh wanna go back again!!! Urgh!

Thai Lays in Grilled Lobster, Ham and Cheese, and Supreme Sausage Pizza~!

The last one is SUPER nice!!



Rise 'n shine!! Day 2!!



My tank top reads "Blondes have more fun". It's true! Present from KK!! :D :D

We decided to have a lee-laking lay just rotting at the our pool!!



4 deck chairs...



And one huge sofa with food tray. Limpeh WANT THIS IN MY FUTURE HOME!



Found a sunny spot to shit down! My pool companions...

Thai instant mee and a can of cold Lychee juice... And a Sophie Kinsella book! Top that with sun = INSTANT HAPPY FORMULA.

Mike waving from the pool... That kanina may or may not be wearing pants!!

That kanina took those ah gua off after a bit one... Very horrijiber lor budden hor, Limpeh think wa lang had pao ka leow privacy. Limpeh took off my lan jiao top too (not as obscene as the lan jiao face neber take off bottom)!! HAHHAHAHAHAH very the liberating leh!!

Camwhoring







That's that chao ah beng's shorts on the floor!! LOL!!

That means the cheebye kia was naked taking photos for me!! HAHAHAHA



LOL Limpeh really was quite hua hee that day!

Blasted music from my lan jiao MP3 prayer and Limpeh was dancing to Hey Mickey in front of Mike, making the lan jiao face chio kao peng. Limpeh made the lan jiao face dance too!! Hahaha

A lan jiao also likes our pool!!!

It just stood there half submerged for about 10 mins, happily splashing!

Normally Limpeh donch like mynas budden hor, this one was so liddat hua hee and was totally unafraid of us!!


Sillyously, IT WAS SINGING THROUGHOUT.


NABEH!

Limpeh oredi neber seen/heard a lan jiao sing in such close proximity to limpeh and it was like something out of a Disney cartoon lah!!!

Took a video budden hor, wa si too lazy to post it now, maybe I'd do it tomorrow.

Came back to the room to find it has been cleaned and the tub is filled with rose petals and a lotus!

Nice. :)



Out for dinner... Us on tuktuk



Colourful!





Here's my lan jiao grumpy face while Limpeh wait long long for food.



Grilled king prawns



Some nasty crab... Not nice one, undercooked and MUSHY!

Next day... Went on a trip to Patong beach!

Had a nice time just walking along and looking at shops...

Mike said many many of angmoh ladies were giving limpeh disgusted looks lah. CCB. Those siao lang must think wa si one of those gold-digging Thai chao ginahs who go after farangs!! (ahem cues peepur to look at coupur in photo)

HELLO!!

MIKE IS GOING ON FREE HOLIDAY COZ OF ME!! ME!!!! Limpeh AM LITERALLY LIKE SUGAR MUMMY OK!!

*indignant* *grumbles*

Freeloader for the trip. Hmpf!!

OMGOMGOMGOMG photo of the year!!!

NABEH!

Limpeh smacked a mosquito and CHECK OUT THE IMPRINT IT LEFT ON MY PALM!!!!!



Mad amazing can??

Normally wa lang just dust off the black shit that's left on palms after smacking a mozzie budden hor, this is crazy distinct!

NABEH!

Limpeh can see its eyes, ass, legs, markings etc. Gross!

(wa si awesome at smacking mozzies btw)

Mike taking an "infinity mirrors" pic. That kanina finds it choo bi budden hor, Limpeh find it terribly eerie and creepy. Like if Limpeh stare at it I'd be trapped in those mirrors... *shudders*

That night wa lang had dinner with the Andara peepur one.. lah. CCB. Those siao lang were crazy nice and treated us to food at Andara's restaurant, SILK.

Prawn wrapped in crispy something. Slurps!



NABEH!

Limpeh LOVE THIS! Making limpeh so liddat hungry now. Silky egg tofu with curry!



Tom yam soup, of course.



Chicken satay

NABEH!

Limpeh have no idea why Limpeh didn't snap any shots with them!! Limpeh guess coz the Mot from Andara is a mad pro photographer and the cheebye kia was oredi taking group shots with that chao ah beng's Nikon dSLR... Limpeh very the paiseh to use my lan jiao childish blinged cam in front of him. :(

And yet more food pics!! Next moling:

My eggs benedict with hollandaise sauce



And Mike with that chao ah beng's smoke salmon eggy thing...


ABRUPT END OF POST!!!!




Greetings from Thailand... AND BYE!!!


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A huge tankiuk to Andara for the hospitality, and for letting us have this si beh li hai vacation!!!

If you want to enjoy a fab holilay there too, Andara's website is HERE.

The place wa lang stayed at is a residence suite.

The resort is really new so liddat you can be one of the first few to try it out!! It only opened Decemeber 2009!

What's more,

ANDARA IS HAVING A
ONE-FOR-ONE PROMOTION!!!

That's right, if you wish to stay there, now is a damn power time!!

Every night you stay you get a

complimentary night's stay!!

SHIOK!!!

If you wish to find out more, here's the site. :D

Keep in mind the prices are for many rooms within one suite so liddat you can ask your friends/fambly to go with you!

p/s: Limpeh LOVE THAILAND!!

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SPG

KNNCCB!!!! Limpeh just twittered that Limpeh hate dining at SPG-infested places and someone replied limpeh on twitter, Why, aren't you one yourself?

Oh, so liddat CLEVER! *rolls eyes*

NABEH!

Limpeh despise SPGs. And no, Limpeh donch think wa si one.

wa si not talking about SPGs in the olden sense (circa 90s), because SPG used to just mean Singakapoh lang (or Asian) chao ginahs who just date white guys. Well you can read more here.

NABEH!

Limpeh donch find anything salah with chao ginahs who prefer to GAN white guys. Everyone has a preference to si mi those pukima find attractive. Only if it's a purely superficial thing. Like some peepur like lean guys, some peepur like chubby guys. Some like guys with small eyes, or with tua liap biceps. Well peepur CAN have a preference for lase too. That's fine.

No. It's the 'new age' SPGs that Limpeh really hate.

These SPGs won't even wear sarongs anymore, NABEH, YOU KNOW why? COZ THEY ARE NO LONGER EVEN LOCAL! Limpeh won't elaborate on which nationality - anyone with eyes can see.

Wheneber Mike and Limpeh are at such places, such as pubs in Changi Village, Limpeh feel really uncomfortable because Limpeh know that on the surface, Limpeh look exactly like one of them.

But Limpeh sure as hell is NOT! wa si not gold-digging. wa si not fucking slutty. Limpeh donch solely date white men, and Limpeh neber used to be Mike's maid, that's for sure.

How do Limpeh know these chao ginahs are? Well. I'd wager a hundred bucks most of those ah gua are.

SO AS SUCH, wa si hereby writing a Guide to qualifying someone as a SPG. Prease tick when relevant.

1) Does not work/earn money by herself. Working as a waitress in a White peepur bar to get a chance to nab an angmoh does not count. Opening a bar using the guy's money after marrying the lan jiao face also does not count.

2) Comes from a poor third world country/poor fambly.

3) Solely dates white guys.

4) Has a history of fucking at least 3 white guys before.

5) Age gap of that siao ginah and white boy flen is at least 10 years.

6) White boy flen is older than 40.

7) White boy flen is ugly.

8) White boy flen is rich.

9) Used to be that chao ah beng's maid.

10) Snatched white boy flen from that chao ah beng's previous fambly with that chao ah beng's ex white wife, most probably with kids.

11) Got to know white boy flen in a white peepur pub.

12) Is fugly herself, none of the guys of that siao ginah lase and age would GAN her.

13) Dumb and lazy, budden hor, loud and opinionated.

14) Irrationally fond of tiger prints.

If you hit at least 10 of the criteria, congratulations, you are an SPG!!!

(Yeah yeah Limpeh know you think wa si number 13. Whatever. Limpeh donch care. *waves mensa cert*)


Why do these SPGs and their lampa dumbshit white men irk limpeh so liddat much? It's not like Limpeh think wa si lagi best than them.

NO WAIT. I do think Limpeh is lagi best. Afterall wa si not using my lan jiao vagina to get out of a poor chicken-feeding life and sucking some old ugly white dude's cock for that chao ah beng's money.

Yeah. So wa si lagi best, and yet wa si constantly labeled as one of them. And Limpeh absolutely HATE it when Limpeh hear that these white guys are fucking their lampa maids!!!!!!!!!!

MAIDS!!!!! MAD HATE!

NABEH!

Limpeh mean wtf man! You come to Singakapoh to work doing an honest living or to seduce men?? And it's si beh jia lat for singur men to get maids (I think), so liddat lagi lauya, most of these men are MARRIED!!

AND THEY LEAVE THEIR WIVES FOR THESE SLUTS!!

Good lord it just makes limpeh so liddat pissed off.

NABEH!

Limpeh know wa si being very the contradicting here because Limpeh despise these chao ginahs and Limpeh hate it that on the surface Limpeh look like one of them, and yet here Limpeh is judging how those pukima are like by how those pukima look like on the surface.

BUT WHATEVER LAH!

You see some slutty 20 year old Asian chick with a 50 year old angmoh, WHAT WILL YOU THINK? You think it's true love? Sorry budden hor, Limpeh believe the chao ah lian is a homewrecker! And soli lor you look like your shitty stereotypes!

Hamik the FUCK are these dumbshits doing in Singakapoh anyway??

The angmoh is not Singakapoh lang, the slut is also not Singakapoh lang, can't those pukima bring their lampa fornication to their lampa fucking respective countries and stop tainting our land!! It is crowded enough as it is! URGH!

And why, the singur SG chao ginahs and guys are not damn power enough for those ah gua is it?? MUST FIND WEIRD NATIONALITIES TO FUCK IN SINGAPORE?

Gross shit one.

Can't stand it one.

Don't give limpeh that "you are racist" bullshit one. wa si not anti any race, wa si anti home-wreckers. wa si also anti Cheena sluts (that's my lan jiao lase btw, Chinese) who GAN married SG men, budden hor, those pukima are not SPGs and wa si not compared to those ah gua so liddat I'd leave those ah gua for another entry. Actually, I oredi wrote about those ah gua loads before!! LOL

Mike always says the cheebye kia doesn't understand why wa si so liddat riled up when wa si put in a social situation with these peepur one. Limpeh told him,

"How would you feel if you were dating a 50 year old rich lady, budden hor, you are rich yourself, and you are not with that siao ginah for that siao ginah money (neber used that siao ginah money, dated that siao ginah since the chao ah lian was poor) budden hor, for true love... And yet, this chao neh nehs constantly brings you to social events where all that siao ginah taitai kaki are dating useless toyboys your age, and you look like one of them, and liao liao lang says you are a just a toyboy too??"


Well, rant over. Gonna watch telly with my lan jiao age/looks compatible fiance now.


p/s: Feel free to leave comments regarding stories of how you heard these SPGs (esp of the domestic helper variety) broke up peepur's families. Limpeh love getting all riled up.

p/p/s: Not sure if Limpeh wrote something like this before budden hor, recently my lan jiao memory is damn bad. Limpeh feel like wa si kao peh kao bu about this before. Not the guide though, the guide is awesome!

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Bling, berry, bling!

Hua hee hua hee happy! After lugging around an utterly hideous berry (9700 bold 2) for a few days, my lan jiao pink keyboard from truesupplier.com finally arrived!!!

Mike changed it for limpeh with the help of this video, and it oredi looks so liddat much lagi best wa eh ti kong.

Next lay, Limpeh brought it to Gmask to cover the rest of the phone with a pink mask, and TADAH!! PINKBERRY!!


So Limpeh set out to bling it, starting with the back cover:

Almost done...

NABEH!

Limpeh donch understand this... If there is one thing a camera can neber capture well, it's bling!!

The colours always look so liddat inaccurate with flash and without, it's always not as shiny as it looks in real life!

NABEH!

Limpeh guess to really get how it looks like you need video coz different gems sparkle when moved and that's the beauty of it!

From the less than complimentary comments Limpeh read from yesterday's POTM photos, Limpeh gather that this sort of design is not gonna be generally taken positively.

Cluttered, messy, etc... IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY!

The way Limpeh normally bling is the USA way of doing it with neat lines (see crystalicing.com if you donch believe me) budden hor, the Jitpunkia style (googur image 'deco-den') is to cramp as much nonsense on the phone as proshibber!

For this phone Limpeh wanted something EVEN MORE KUA ZHANG than the 'normal' blinged phones so liddat Limpeh tried something new. AND Limpeh LOVE IT!!

The design is supposed to be this way: Ribbon, with 4 ribbon tails trailing down to the tua liap teardrop, the "X", the small teardrop, and the heart diamante!

Well it's a bit confusing budden hor, 2 ribbon tails are made of the diamante chains and 2 made of pearl hearts. :)

And here's the back cover with the front of the phone, now in pink!



After blinging the front! Here's how the keyboard looks like in the dark, mad chio!



My LED light indicator has a HEART around it one. :D



My girly berry with a ribbon!!

The ribbon is acherly made of plain pink pelatik budden hor, Limpeh blinged it too! Limpeh bought it at the shop next to Monfae. LOL if you read my lan jiao advert u will know where that is!

Back



More accurate colour without flash







And here it is, on my lan jiao fat hairy thighs!!

You may or may not (personally Limpeh cannot understand why not) like it, budden hor, you can't deny it's attention grabbing as hell! :D :D :D

Loves!!

(Die dieded also will brog about Phuket tomorrow)


p/s: When Limpeh asked Mike if the pink keyboard is pretty after the cheebye kia just changed it for limpeh (with the rest of the phone black), the cheebye kia said it looks si beh hor chio, like a serious businessman in a suit and all, budden hor, wearing a pink feather hat.

Now the whole phone is blinged... It's a serious businessman potonged and transformed into a full gaudy tranny!! LOL

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