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Monlay, Lanuali 11, 2010

Koh Chiah (考车)

Wa kin nia jit balu ka zhai tiok wa uu khi pien teh pnet keh pin tua Penang Hokkien teh ji pai. Wa tei si "Koh Chiah". Ai uu noe ni zheng liao tapi nasi uu si kang, chia lu lang khi tia la. Kam sia.

PGHK #138 Koh Chiah (考车)>>

Translation:
I just found out tolay that Limpeh gort go to become speshur guest at Penang Hokkien for the second time. The topic was "Koh Chiah" (Car Test). Got almost two years ago already; budden hor, if you gort time, invite you go and listen la. Ten kiuk.

Tueslay, Saytember 29, 2009

Tiok Pien

Halo ka liao lang!
Chiak par boey?
Cin lai kong, wa pun mm zai an chua ai "greet" lu lang.
So wa pun mui "chiak par boey" nia lor.

Mai khi hong hor.
Wa ee hokkien pun mm si kong cin cia li hai ee.

Wa th'ng ler pai uu tam pok boe eng.
So, wa pun boe tiam sia ai "khi jit chi" (update) chi ler brog.

Ki nia jit ee koe su si th'ng ler pai hat seng ee.
Wa khi wa ee ah mah ee chu,
Ai kio ii ka wa alng chiak pui.

"Mien la, lu lang khi la; wa chiak pa liao," wa ee ah mah ka wa kong.
"Beh hiau kin la, lu mai chiak pun toei wa lang nia loe," wa ka ii kong.
"Tong kim beh la, wa ar boei pai ang kong, ai ua sar seng," ah ma kong.
"Hmmm, aner khuan la, wa lak tiam lai chai lu, ee boe?" wa mui ah ma.
"Hoe la hoe la. lu lai chai wa la," ah ma kong.

Lak tiam aneh khuan liao, wa ma koe chai khi wa ee ah ma ee chu lor.
Wa khua ii tan tiao liao tui bin loe.
Wa pun kuei loe ai khan ii kuei lai ma.

Hi ler jit, chia cin cher.
Wa lang ai kuei loe pun cin kang khoe.
Tan kar cin ku.
Tan ai kuei loe ee si, wa ma ka ah ma kong ua lor.

"Ah ma ar, hamik su lu aneh char chiak pui ee?" wa mui ah ma.
"Boe la, jin jin wa ar boei jiak ee; wa phien lu nia ma! hehe!" ah ma kong ka wa.

Haha, balu wa zai ah ma phien wa.
Lu boe kam kak wa ee ah ma cin chu bi meh? haha!

Ah mah ee chu (Jalan Kota, Simpang)

Translation:
Hello liao liao lang!
Eaten already?
To be honest, Limpeh also dunno how to "greet" you all.
So, Limpeh asked "eaten oredi ar" only lor.

Dun tulan hor.
My Hokkien also not to kong very the cleber one.

I last week was a bit busy la.
So, Limpeh also didn't have the time to update this brog.

Gim jit's story happened last week.
I went to my lan jiao grandma's house.
Wanted to ask that siao ginah to eat rice with us.

"No need la, you all go la; Limpeh eaten already," my lan jiao gradma told me.
"Neber mind la, you dun wanna eat also just follow us la," I told her.
"Now cannot lah, Limpeh not yet prayed, wanna change clothes," grandma said.
"Hmmm, like this la, Limpeh come and fetch you at six, okay or not?" I asked grandma.
"Okay, okay. You come and fetch limpeh la," said ah ma.

About six like that already, Limpeh also go to my lan jiao grandma's house lor.
I saw that siao ginah waiting opposite the road.
I also crossed the road, wanna lead that siao ginah across this side.

That lay, car very the many.
We wanna cross the road also very the hard.
Waited very the long.
While waiting wanna cross road that time, Limpeh talked to my lan jiao grandma.

"Grandma, why you eat so liddat early one?" I asked grandma.
"No la, acherly Limpeh not yet eat one; Limpeh bluff you only ma! Hehe!" said grandma.

Haha, now Limpeh know grandma bluffed limpeh =.=||
Don't you think my lan jiao grandma is cute? Haha!

Frilay, Saytember 11, 2009

Gor Leh Ah Kua La Bin Bas

Wa cipang ka uu sim ai update chit ler brog liao.
Mmm zai hamik su hoe.
Tetapi wa pun boe cheng choe uu lang thak ee boe.
Bi hiau kin lah, uu lang thak ar si boe, wa tetap sia.

Noh sar jit au hor, wa tua kalam poe.
Wa ai khi Subang mah.
Mah cher Metro Bus Chap Hoe (#10) loe.

Pua tui ee si hoe, uu go khiok lang khi bas.
We khua ii lang khia loe, toh si chai ii lang si ah kua haha!
Kia kar chin nui, jiu hue pun suu!

Hi ler lang cher pi yar wa pun chai ii lang si ah kua loe.
Wa khua ii, ii khua wa.
Noh noh lang thau chio haha!

Wa ai thau pai hiler ah kua tetapi uu tam pok khia la.
Mana ee chai, tetiba na sui ii khua kuei lai,
wa tia tiok sii ee haha!
Ka teng ii lang siao wa sukak ii lang haha!

Ma aneh khuan lor, wa ee ah kua ee khor sue.
Wa hi bang lu thak chit ler kho sue, uu tampok enjoy lah.


Translation:
Me lately only gort mood to update this brog.
Dunno why hor.
But Limpeh also not sure gort peepur read or not.
Neber mind lah, gort peepur read or not, Limpeh will still write.

Two three days back, Limpeh was in KL.
NABEH!

Limpeh wanted to go to Subang.
So Limpeh took Metro Bus No. 10.

During the middle of the journey, gort five peepur gort up the bus.
NABEH!

Limpeh see the way those pukima walk, straight away knew those pukima were ah kua haha!
Walk so liddat soft and gentle, octopus also lost to them.

The ta po sitting beside limpeh also knew those pukima were ah kua haha.
NABEH!

Limpeh looked at him, the cheebye kia looked at me.
Both of us smiled secretly haha!

NABEH!

Limpeh wanted to secretly takephotos of the ah kua, budden hor, gort a bit scared.
Who knows, if those pukima look over at me, Limpeh sure dieded for sure one haha!
Later those pukima thought Limpeh like those ah gua haha!

So, like that lor, my lan jiao story about ah kua.
NABEH!

Limpeh hope you read this story, gort enjoy a bit lah.

Thurslay, Saytember 3, 2009

Wa Khoe Uak Jor

Wa cai, wa cai.
Wa cin cia ku boe sia tua ci peng liao.
Tetapi wa aboey si jor. Choi!!
Bong char! (ang moh kong "touch wood")

Wa kua wa ee te ee boey ee post, si sar guek, 2008 ni.
Uu chit ni pua liao lor.
Tetapi chit ler brog, wa ko si uu khua ee, chit pua si.

Ba lu Jitpun si juak thi lor.
Tetapi kit ni uu tam pok bo siang.
(Eh, lu uu kam kak wa ti ti iong hi ler ji "tetapi" boe?)

Wa pun mm zai hamik su la, kin ni ii ee juak thi aa neh khuan.
Uu khoe lien si eng wei "juak teh kyu" kua.
Wa zai lu tia tiuk mui wa, hamik si "juak teh kyu"

Lai, hoe wa kai sek tam pok.
"Juak" ma si juak lor, lu zai ma hio?
"Teh" mmm si lu lim ee teh, tapi si lu khia tua tem bing ee "teh"
"Kyu" ma si bola lo.

Na si lu eh hiao kong ang moh, ang moh kio "juak teh kyu" si "global warming"
Ba lu, uu kar cheng choe liao boey?
Okay la, wa pun mai kong th'ng th'ng liao.
Wa sambung khoe ar pai, hoe boe?

Translation:
I know, Limpeh know.
I very the long didn't write here oredi.
But wa si not dead yet NABEH, YOU KNOW! Choi!
Touch wood!

I saw my lan jiao last entry, it was Mak 2008.
Got more than one and a half year oredi.
But this brog, Limpeh still gort see, once in a while one.

Now, Jitpun has its summer season.
But this year gort a bit different.
(Eh, do you notice that Limpeh keep on using that word "tetapi" or not?)

I also dunno lah gort si mi reason, the summer this year is like this.
Got possibility it is because of "hot land sphere" perhaps?
I know you surely will ask me, si mi is "hot land sphere"?

Come, let limpeh explain a little bit one.
"Hot" mean hot lah right, NABEH, YOU KNOW it right?
"Land" is not the tea you drink, budden hor, is the land you're standing on right now.
"Sphere" is ball lor.

If NABEH, YOU KNOW how to speak Engrand, those pukima call "hot land sphere" as "global warming"
Now, gort more clear oredi or not?

Okay lah, Limpeh also dowan to talk long long oredi.
I will continue again next time, okay?

Tueslay, Mak 18, 2008

Wa Kong Ti Penang Hokkien

Bila jam wa kai si chit ler brog, wa siao kong wa ee khijit noh sar pai chit ler pai. Tetapi wa chin boh eng sampai wa boh tong tiok chit ler brog kar anneh kuu. Char phut thoe ai uu phek kor guek liao. Tetapi, chit ler brog ah boey sii kok. Chi pai wa ai poe khoe hor kar liao lang zai, wa uu khi kepoh pien chit ler Penang Hokkien ee teh phet ker pin. Chi ler pai ee topic si kiow "Ban San". Na si lu uu eng, bo ming kia choe lai kong, chia lu khi thia la har. Lu lang ee chi chie, wa cin kam sia cher cher.
Teh chit peng>>
Wa ai khua kui ee lang eh chai tiok tor chit ler si wa lai. Tetapi boh an neh khang khoer ai chai ee. Chai liao tiok ai kar wa kong tua chit pheng okay? Kam sia :)
Translation:
When Limpeh started this brog, Limpeh thought Limpeh could update two or three times in a week. But Limpeh was very the the busy until Limpeh didn't touch this brog for so liddat liddat long time. Almost gort eight months already. But this brog haven't died yet. This time, Limpeh would like to announce to liao liao lang to know that, Limpeh gort went and busybody to become one of Penang Hokkien's speshur guest. This week's topic is "Market". If you are free, nothing to do, you are invited to go and hear it one. Your support, Limpeh would like to thank many many a lot.
Press here>>
I would like to see how many peepur can guess which one is me. But it is not that hard to guess. After guessing it, must tell limpeh here, okay? Ten kiuk :)

Sunlay, Zoolai 22, 2007

Ngor Mmm Chi Tou Lei Kong Mat Yer

Hamik? Lu beng pek bo teng bin ee title? Wa pun si mmm cai. Chi ler si kaniahokkien.net. Lu mai luan luan kong canto tua chi peng. Wa mmm cai ee. Tapi hor, mmm cai asi pun beh cai? Cin kong khi lai, wa tia tiok cheo bila jam wa thia tiok lang kong beh cai. Wa pun mmm cai hamik su. Mmm cai ka beh cai, uu bo siang meh?
Wa si ceng bebi iong mmm cai liao ee. Tapi, sejak wa khi PPKTJ, bila wa kong ua ka hi ler Salawak ee Hokkien lang, wo notis ii lang iong beh cai wor. Hamik su ler?
So, tiok ee si tor chi ler? Mmm cai asi beh cai?
Wa siau si mmm cai la. Eng wei hor, Penang ee Hokkien lang iong mmm cai. Kania Salawak ee Hokkien lang iong beh cai. Limpeh rasa si eng wei Salawak ee Hokkien si uu tampok cacat liao lor.
Kok chi hang, nasi lu siau hor lai, lu khi pasar ee si kan, tia tiok pien ani khuan ee.
Ah Ii : "Woah ah mah, lu tua chi peng ber chai ar?"
Ah Mah:"Bo la, wa beh chai la"
Ah Ii: "Har? Ber chai asi pun beh chai? Wa beh cai la!"
Translation
What? You understand onot the title above? Limpeh also is dunno. This is kaniahokkien.net. You dun simply talk canto in here. Limpeh dunno one. But hor, is mmm cai or beh cai? Really talk come up la, Limpeh sure to chio kao peng when Limpeh hear peepur kong beh cai. Limpeh also dunno why. Mmm cai and beh cai, gort not same meh?
Since Limpeh was a baby, Limpeh oredi used mmm cai liao. But hor, since Limpeh went to PPKTJ, when Limpeh talk with those Hokkien peepur from Sarawak, Limpeh notice those pukima use beh cai wor. How Come ler?
So, those pukima correct one is which one? Mmm cai or beh cai?
I think is beh cai la. Because hor, Penang's Hokkien peepur use mmm cai. Only Sarawak's Hokkien peepur use beh cai. Limpeh think is because Sarawak's Hokkien is gort a bit cacat liao lor.
One more thing, if you think properly, you go market that time, sure become like this one.
Aunty : "Woah grandma, you here sell vegetable ar?
Grandma:"No la, Limpeh buy vegetable la"
Aunty: "Har? Sell vegetable or buy vegetable? Limpeh dunno la"

Tueslay, Zoolai 17, 2007

Eow Lai Eow Khi Sampai Hin Hin Liao

Balu chi jit nia wa launch chi ler brog, kher jit, chi ler tua liap errkuek lai. Lu mm cai nia, hii ler si, wa thi ani song chatting ka wa ee ph'eng eww. Then hor, tiba-tiba wa rasa wa ee pang keng eow lai eow khi. Hii ler si, wa cin gong gong wor. Beh cai hii ler si ekcualli sii errquek lai.
Wa khua chuk khi thang ngar, balu wa kha cai hii ler si errquek. Lu khua wa la, sibeh donkey si beh si? Ani kuu balu ai leilais hii ler si errquek la. Liao wa ma khi chuei wa ee kamela lor. Mana ee cai, balu ka ngam ngam khui bileo mode nia, errkuek bo liao. Cin liao khi nia.
Then wa lang ma peh peh tan thi war khau lor. Tan ka ani kuu chi kuei. Pua tiam cheng ler! Liao hii ler si kan wa lang ma mula kap siao lor. Wa lang ma imehjin lor. Na si hi ler errquek ee si kan, uu lang thi cang ekk kalu, an chua hor ler?
Lu cai bo, na si uu errquek nia, ii lang kuak kar liao hoei ka chui ee ma. So hor, na si ii thi cang ekk, sabun kui sing khu, ii ee cho hamik? Hii shi tia tiok cin song ee. Lu cai hamik su bo? Lu siao khua la, kui sing khu uu sabun, liao pau ii ee sing khu ka chi tiau tuala nia. Liao chau chut khi war khau kui kui.
Ma uu lau hor show thang khua lor!
Translation
Only one lay nia Limpeh launched this brog, the next lay, one tua liap earthquake came. You dunno oni, that time, Limpeh was chatting so liddat syiok with my lan jiao friends. Then hor, suddenly Limpeh felt my lan jiao room shake here shake there. That time, Limpeh very the stewpid stewpid wor. Dunno that was acherly an earthquake.
I looked out of the window, oni Limpeh knew that was an earthquake. You see limpeh la, really donkey right? So long only want to realise that was an earthquake. Then Limpeh ma went and find for my lan jiao camera lor. But mana tau, just when Limpeh wanted to on to the video mode, the earthquake no more liao. Really wasted nia.
Then wa lang all ma together wait long long long long outside lor. Waited until so liddat long. Half an hour ler! Then that time wa lang all ma started to ketam lor. Nabeh! We liao liao all ma imagine lor. If that earthquake’s time, gort peepur is bathing, how ler?
You know onot, if gort earthquake oni, those pukima will cut all electrishitty and water supply. So if the cheebye kia is bathing, soap all over that chao ah beng's body, the cheebye kia can do what? That time sure very the syiok one. You know why? You think and see la, whole body gort soap, then wrap that chao ah beng's body with one piece of towel only. The run outside terang terang.
Ma gort tiger show to see lor!